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I’m not going to lie. I’m a big deal around these parts. Did you read my Securitas feature? It was down right incredible. People tell me I’m funny all the time. Hearing it bores me. You know what I’m also bored of? This no talent hack named Josh Samataro. Josh has made a career out of ripping me off. We both go to Emerson College. We both have late night talk radio shows. We both cried when The Patriots went 18-1. Now he follows me to The 1880? Enough is enough. I’m drawing the line in the sand.
Listen up Josh! I’m sick of your shenanigans and the fact that your last names has three A’s. You think you’re the new funny guy around these parts? Time to bring it. I’m issuing an open challenge to you. Try and beat me in any of the following:
-Lazer Tag
-Mini Hot Dog Eating Contest
-Go-kart race
- First Blood Match
- Home run derby
-Clue
- Evening Wear Fashion Show
- Hand Stand Contest
If Josh is man enough to face me in any of these events, The 1880 will provide full in-depth coverage. The ball is in your court Samataro.
…..is there laser tag around Boston??? Seriously. Cause I’d definitely would love to know this.
The people in that picture look like they’re having way too much fun. A brawl such of this would only include blood, sweat, and angry faces.
Living with Kelly for two years yielded exactly zero unfunny moments.
Ignore the fact that my last name has four As.
Jason - there’s laser tag at Good Time Emporium off the Sullivan Square stop. Also go-karts, hot dogs, batting cages, arcade games, and plenty of ground on which to do hand stands. Decathlon?
Oh sweet fuck. You’ve just opened Pandora’s Box, Marchand. Your balls are in my court, indeed. And your mini-hot dog is in my mouth.