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Condom Instructions

It’s just that simple

If you’ve ever used condoms for protection before, you very well might know how annoying they can be sometimes. While the mood’s still hot, you gotta rip open the packaging, take the condom out, make sure it’s facing the right way, and follow all sorts of other steps to make sure you’re not going to be babymakin’ (or spreading disease– that’s right, kids! Stay safe!). Well, there’s something coming (no pun intended) that will get you all wrapped up in a jiffy.

That’s right! No more feeling like you have to complete a jigsaw puzzle before you do the nasty. These crazy technologically-advanced condoms need just two snaps, a pull, and you’re set. Created by company Pronto, this incredible work of ingenuity won Most Beautiful Object in South Africa by the Dutch designer Jurgen Bey (as seen here). Plus, all-in-all, it helps to fight the AIDS epidemic in Africa. No doubt it deserves such a prestigious award. There’s a full description on their website (including a wonderful pun within the first line):

Let’s face it, using an ordinary condom is a real pain in the butt. First, you have to tear the pack open, often using your teeth. Then you have to take the condom out of the pack – this is a slippery business at the best of times. Next, you have to figure out which is the right side up, before you can unroll it. By the time the condom’s on, the mood is halfway out the window…

Fortunately, those days are over. Introducing PRONTO, the condom for the new millennium. The PRONTO condom can be applied in a few seconds. And it’s a lot more convenient to use, compared to an ordinary condom. You simply crack the pack open and unroll the condom directly onto the penis.

Sure, this sounds cool, but I’m sure you want to see this thing in action. Well, click the read more link to see a quick video and its availability.

WARNING: This video, featuring a black dildo stand-in, could be thought to be Not Safe For Work! Just letting you know!

Right now the Pronto condom is only available in South Africa. They’re relatively expensive, too– about one dollar a piece. To pass the time until they release this amazing product in the good ol’ US of A, feel free to watch the small collection of adverts they feature on their website. Pretty funny and pretty awesome.

Posted by Brian Moore

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